for the record penguin

for the record penguin - LIVING IN THE USA IS LIKE  LIVING IN A KUSH MIDDLE EAST. IT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS BECAUSE ALL THE CHURCH COMMUNITIES ARE LIKE THE ONE IN HOT FUZZ. IT'S MOSTLY JUST DANGEROUS TO FOREIGNERS AND RIVAL RELIGIOUS GROUPS. ONE OF THE WORST PLACES TO GROW UP IS THE USA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Hey how's it going? Not much.

Hey how's it going?
 Not much.

"What song are you listening to?" Actually a hearing aid

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

gets bingo says nothing

gets bingo says nothing

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

"Ok class. Find a partner." Look at the nearest person and hope they understand what you mean.

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question
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