for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE BEST LOOKING TATTOO ON A CHICK IS RIGHT ABOVE HER FEMALE ORGANS(YA KNOW THE OPENING) WHERE ONLY HER HUSBAND CAN SEE. GUYS GET THE SINGLE CHEST CREST FOR CHICKS AND THE CHICKS GET THE TAT DOWN THERE FOR HER HUSBAND TO SHOOT FOR. USA CULTURE FOR NOW ON. Socially Awkward Penguin

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"Finally, the weekend!" Doesn't make any human interaction until Monday

sits next to hot girl on plane "so where are you headed?"

sits next to hot girl on plane

Finds something legitimately funny to post to reddit Too afraid of judgement to post to reddit

Finds something legitimately funny to post to reddit Too afraid of judgement to post to reddit

Makes a phone call "oh god please don't pick up!"

Makes a phone call

Mistaken by stranger for friend she hasn't seen in five years spends entire train ride "catching up" instead of correcting her

Mistaken by stranger for friend she hasn't seen in five years spends entire train ride

Complains about boss to new co-worker "That's my dad."

Complains about boss to new co-worker

girl openly flirts with you oh god what does she want from me

girl openly flirts with you oh god what does she want from me

Knows one person at the party Ends up following them around the entire night

Knows one person at the party Ends up following them around the entire night

Sits on park bench. About to leave when someone else sits next to him Waits a minute, for the person not to think he left because of them

Sits on park bench. About to leave when someone else sits next to him Waits a minute, for the person not to think he left because of them

Tries to hold back a sneeze in class farts

Tries to hold back a sneeze in class farts
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