for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE BEST LOOKING TATTOO ON A CHICK IS RIGHT ABOVE HER FEMALE ORGANS(YA KNOW THE OPENING) WHERE ONLY HER HUSBAND CAN SEE. GUYS GET THE SINGLE CHEST CREST FOR CHICKS AND THE CHICKS GET THE TAT DOWN THERE FOR HER HUSBAND TO SHOOT FOR. USA CULTURE FOR NOW ON. Socially Awkward Penguin

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put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

put on xbox headset keep on mute the entire time

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Friend Goes for a pound Grab fist

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Girl offers me gum oh my god my breath must be horrible

Make self-deprecating joke people respond "Aww" instead of laughing

Make self-deprecating joke people respond

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

Try to make a joke in conversation comes out racist

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

See exceptionally cute girl Depressed for the rest of the day

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Pretending to talk on phone in public to look important Phone actually rings

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Spend days researching a product to buy buy the first thing the store clerk recommends

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

Lecturer asks question. I know the answer. Don't Answer.

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything

enter store act very obviously that you are not stealing anything
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