for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THE BEST LOOKING TATTOO ON A CHICK IS RIGHT ABOVE HER FEMALE ORGANS(YA KNOW THE OPENING) WHERE ONLY HER HUSBAND CAN SEE. GUYS GET THE SINGLE CHEST CREST FOR CHICKS AND THE CHICKS GET THE TAT DOWN THERE FOR HER HUSBAND TO SHOOT FOR. USA CULTURE FOR NOW ON. Socially Awkward Penguin

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stuck behind car at a green light refuse to honk

stuck behind car 
at a green light refuse to honk

Meet confident girl out of my league

Meet confident girl out of my league

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

NEED TO LEAVE WAIT SEVERAL MINUTES FOR A LULL IN THE CONVERSATION TO SAY GOODBYE

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

start Clapping at a concert song wasn't over

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

move to japan hmm, not so socially awkward any more

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Finally get a GF WTF do i do now?

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Bring Sunchips to Work for Lunch  Too embarassed to open noisy bag.

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Has interesting and insightful conversations with friends in head

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

Say goodbye to stranger in the elevator Doors don't open up right away

1 Minute late to class skip class

1 Minute late to class skip class
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