for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SINCE THE BRITS ALREADY DO THE ROYALTY DEAL THE SHOULD HAVE IQ CONTESTS AND HAVE A NEW IQ KING AND QUEEN EVERY YEAR. SOMETHIN TO SHOOT FOR. IQ- THE MORE STUFF YOU'RE BETTER AT MEANS THE HIGHER IQ YOU HAVE DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL YOU COMPETE AT. THE IQ KING AND QUEEN NEED KIND OF A GEEKY NAME INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

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has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes

accidentally uses "I have work tomorrow" as an excuse to leave the office christmas party early

accidentally uses
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