for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SINCE THE BRITS ALREADY DO THE ROYALTY DEAL THE SHOULD HAVE IQ CONTESTS AND HAVE A NEW IQ KING AND QUEEN EVERY YEAR. SOMETHIN TO SHOOT FOR. IQ- THE MORE STUFF YOU'RE BETTER AT MEANS THE HIGHER IQ YOU HAVE DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL YOU COMPETE AT. THE IQ KING AND QUEEN NEED KIND OF A GEEKY NAME INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

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mom says she saw what was on your computer don't say anything until you know which thing she saw

mom says she saw what was on your computer don't say anything until you know which thing she saw

Goes the wrong direction pretends he got a text and changes course

Goes the wrong direction pretends he got a text and changes course

Deoderant check oh god hope no one saw me sniffing

Deoderant check oh god hope no one saw me sniffing

Goes bowling with a group of people dreads the awkward walk from the lane back to the seats each turn

Goes bowling with a group of people dreads the awkward walk from the lane back to the seats each turn

clicks on nsfw link at work out of curiosity screen freezes while coworkers walk by giggling at the giant dildo

clicks on nsfw link at work out of curiosity screen freezes while coworkers walk by giggling at the giant dildo

cute girl enters elevator, perfect time to send that important text askjkjghsjdhgkjvnrjwoohg'gnjsngoekkqwern

cute girl enters elevator,  perfect time to send that important text askjkjghsjdhgkjvnrjwoohg'gnjsngoekkqwern

Sees one other person using a urinal pees in a stall

Sees one other person using a urinal pees in a stall

Can't find item in store Buys something else to avoid suspicion of stealing

Can't find item in store Buys something else to avoid suspicion of stealing

Finally gets response from text message sent 3 days ago replies immediately

Finally gets response from text message sent 3 days ago replies immediately

Puts hood on because it's cold outside Take it off because you feel like a thug

Puts hood on because it's cold outside Take it off because you feel like a thug
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