for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SINCE THE BRITS ALREADY DO THE ROYALTY DEAL THE SHOULD HAVE IQ CONTESTS AND HAVE A NEW IQ KING AND QUEEN EVERY YEAR. SOMETHIN TO SHOOT FOR. IQ- THE MORE STUFF YOU'RE BETTER AT MEANS THE HIGHER IQ YOU HAVE DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL YOU COMPETE AT. THE IQ KING AND QUEEN NEED KIND OF A GEEKY NAME INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

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Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween  Decides not to go to a party

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.
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