for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SINCE THE BRITS ALREADY DO THE ROYALTY DEAL THE SHOULD HAVE IQ CONTESTS AND HAVE A NEW IQ KING AND QUEEN EVERY YEAR. SOMETHIN TO SHOOT FOR. IQ- THE MORE STUFF YOU'RE BETTER AT MEANS THE HIGHER IQ YOU HAVE DEPENDING ON THE LEVEL YOU COMPETE AT. THE IQ KING AND QUEEN NEED KIND OF A GEEKY NAME INSTEAD Socially Awkward Penguin

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Get called the wrong name never correct them

Get called the wrong name never correct them

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

Cute Girl sneezes Say bless you in your head

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say "yes" no matter what

hairdresser asks if the new haircut looks good say

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

Listen to Rap in car with windows down Turn down when black people are nearby

"Happy Birthday" "You too!"

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

Realize you forgot something right after checking out have to go to a diffrent store now

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?' 'uhhhh....'

spend 5 minutes in line rehearsing your order 'can i help you?'
'uhhhh....'

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

Get into elevator alone Frantically press button to close doors

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

show a friend socially awkward penguin nervously joke about relating to the most pathetic ones

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in

About to have sex uhh can you help me put it in
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