for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF MILITARY/MED SCHOOL/PRO SPORT TRAINING IT'S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO REACH ONE OF THE BADASS DOG STATUSES. NOT VERY MANY COLLIES IN THE USA NOWADAYS EITHER. COLLIES ARE GENIUSES WHO ARE PROFICENT ATHLETES WHO GET BY BECAUSE THEY'RE SMARTER Socially Awkward Penguin

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Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

someone starts telling a story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

someone starts telling a   story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

"How are you?" "Not much."

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

"lets go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves." fuck

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

"Alright class, we're going to start with an icebreaker!" Oh God No

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?
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