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type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been
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gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee
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say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway
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everyday i'm mumblin'
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"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90
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see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist
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Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian
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