for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF MILITARY/MED SCHOOL/PRO SPORT TRAINING IT'S PRETTY DAMN HARD TO REACH ONE OF THE BADASS DOG STATUSES. NOT VERY MANY COLLIES IN THE USA NOWADAYS EITHER. COLLIES ARE GENIUSES WHO ARE PROFICENT ATHLETES WHO GET BY BECAUSE THEY'RE SMARTER Socially Awkward Penguin

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Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done

Someone misheard your question listen to the answer and thank them when they're done

I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF THE GIRL I HAVE A CRUSH ON

I DON'T ALWAYS TRIP AND FALL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN FRONT OF THE GIRL I HAVE A CRUSH ON

Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S

Aim to write something inciteful yet clever in friends yearbook H.A.G.S

SEE GIRL BROWSING RAGE COMICS ON HER PHONE take creeper photo to post on reddit in hopes she will notice

SEE GIRL BROWSING RAGE COMICS ON HER PHONE  take creeper photo to post on reddit in hopes she will notice

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school

Shopping with mom see cool kids from school

dinner with friends seventh wheel

dinner with friends seventh wheel

Receive text back from girl Waits a couple minutes to make it seem like he's doing something.

Receive text back from girl Waits a couple minutes to make it seem like he's doing something.

GGG offers a stick of gum Becomes paranoid about breath

GGG offers a stick of gum Becomes paranoid about breath

play online games too afraid to use mic

play online games too afraid to use mic

Drunk girl kissing you Oh god move your lips or something

Drunk girl kissing you Oh god move your lips or something
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