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alone in public pretend to text
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Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately
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"Everyone pick a team mate" drops class
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Teacher wants you to help the stupid kid Do his work for him
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Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam
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"Hey, what's up?" "Pretty Good"
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wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in
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indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know
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Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut
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trip on own foot look back like something was in the way
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