for the record penguin

for the record penguin - CONSERVATIVES IN THE USA ONLY HAVE 1 ALGORITHM 1. TREAT YOU LIKE A LITTLE KID->IF IT DOESN'T WORK 2. TREAT YOU LIKE YOU HATE THE USA  -> 3. GET A BUNCH OF GOLDEN RETRIEVERS TOGETHER AND GANG UP ON SOMETHING THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND Socially Awkward Penguin

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Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Can hear people talking while in the bathroom They can hear me poop

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Usually a good tipper Doesn't tip because doesn't want staff to sing

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

Texts with cute girl lol use of 'lol' skyrockets lol

"how are you?" "not much"

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

Swing Dancing in Gym Class Dance with teacher

"Happy 18th birthday buddy, here's to 18 more!" Oh my god, I just wished that he would die at 36

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Drop a class. Avoid professor around campus.

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Take piss at friends house aim at the side of the bowl so they cant hear

Online Ordering not available didnt want to eat there anyway

Online Ordering not available  didnt want to eat there anyway
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