for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  EVERYONE KNOWS IF SHE WASN'T 95% BLIND WE'D BE TOGETHER. THEY(GOV) KEEP YANKING BOTH OUR CHAINS. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE? STILL TRYING TO GET RID OF US BOTH WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, AND IT'S THE DUMBEST THING THEY EVER DID. ALL THE USA IS TRYING TO DO I Socially Awkward Penguin

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goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

accidentally runs into chair "sorry"

accidentally runs into chair

Sees friend in the distance looks away until he's close enough to say hello

Sees friend in the distance looks away until he's close enough to say hello

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them

Finished pooping in Public Restroom waits for person at urinal to leave before exiting stall

Finished pooping in Public Restroom waits for person at urinal to leave before exiting stall

Tries to compliment female colleague "there are fatter girls than you"

Tries to compliment female colleague

"come to the front of the auditorium to get your award" oh god no

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