for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  EVERYONE KNOWS IF SHE WASN'T 95% BLIND WE'D BE TOGETHER. THEY(GOV) KEEP YANKING BOTH OUR CHAINS. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE? STILL TRYING TO GET RID OF US BOTH WITH PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, AND IT'S THE DUMBEST THING THEY EVER DID. ALL THE USA IS TRYING TO DO I Socially Awkward Penguin

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I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

Receive indecipherable text "Haha ok"

Receive indecipherable text

place order in the drivethru specify it's "to go"

place order in the drivethru specify it's

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

"Hey bro can you wake me up tomorrow morning?" MOVE OUT

fart in public start coughing instantly

fart in public start coughing instantly
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