for the record penguin

for the record penguin - WHY WIFEY IS A 10 (WIFE CATCH WISE) SCALE OF 1-10(BEST) SHE IS A BORDER COLLIE. CAN GO LEXI BELLE MODE. PERFECT YIN AND YANG IN THE RELATIONSHIP. SPARK IS THERE. LOTS DEVELOPED ALREADY. THINKIN BOUT HER GIVES PENGUIN A BONNNNNA. SO YEAH 10, ALL THE WAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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