for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Seated next to cute girl "SO, where you headed?"

Seated next to cute girl

Day 9 says to introduce ourselves to our neighbors Run to bathroom

Day 9 says to introduce ourselves to our neighbors Run to bathroom

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours

window seat, has to pee it can wait two hours

teacher misses your name during roll call. "did i miss anyone?" nope.

teacher misses your name during roll call.

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Someone knocks when you're in the bathroom Cough

Slammed a door loudly by accident Everyone thinks I'm in a bad mood

Slammed a door loudly by accident Everyone thinks I'm in a bad mood

Reddit birthday Doesn't post

Reddit birthday Doesn't post

Spooning i hope she doesn't feel my boner

Spooning i hope she doesn't feel my boner

Going to college in a month read all college freshman pictures for advice

Going to college in a month read all college freshman pictures for advice

Goes to pool party Doesn't go in the pool

Goes to pool party Doesn't go in the pool
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