for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin

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See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

someone runs into you appologize to them

someone runs into you appologize to them

Run into a mannequin apologize

Run into a mannequin apologize

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

party going on stay in room

party going on stay in room

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat
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