for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Has imaginary argument gets real mad

Has imaginary argument gets real mad

Goes to same coffee place every morning Stops because people recognize me as a regular and I dont want to have small talk

Goes to same coffee place every morning Stops because people recognize me as a regular and I dont want to have small talk

mans up enough to message crush on facebook Gets sick to stomach from adrenaline

mans up enough to message crush on facebook Gets sick to stomach from adrenaline

Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn't need coffee anymore due to adrenaline rush

Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn't need coffee anymore due to adrenaline rush

Reads socially akward Pengiun Memes Can relate to every single one

Reads socially akward Pengiun Memes Can relate to every single one

Someone brings a baby to the office Google "How to interact with babies"

Someone brings a baby to the office Google

Opens Door For Date Hits Her In The Face

Opens Door For Date Hits Her In The Face

Co-worker changes last name. Congratulate her on the wedding. She just got divorced.

Co-worker changes last name. Congratulate her on the wedding. She just got divorced.

Requested bus stop two stops early by accident Don't tell bus driver it was an accident and get off bus anyway

Requested bus stop two stops early by accident Don't tell bus driver it was an accident and get off bus anyway

calls out of work sick adrenaline rush keeps me from falling back asleep

calls out of work sick adrenaline rush keeps me from falling back asleep
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