for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin

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alone in public pretend to text

alone in public pretend to text

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

Stranger smiles at you look at ground immediately

"Everyone pick a team mate" drops class

Teacher wants you to help the stupid kid Do his work for him

Teacher wants you to help  the stupid kid Do his work for him

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

Bathroom Requires me to get a key from store clerk Was my vietnam

"Hey, what's up?" "Pretty Good"

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

wake up before anyone else pretend to be asleep when someone walks in

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

indentify completely with socially awkward penguin the world must never know

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

Go to get a haircut Sit the whole time in silence as hair is cut

trip on own foot look back like something was in the way

trip on own foot
 look back like something was in the way
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