for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR THE ORACLE HOUSEWIFE DURING THE AGES OF 20-30 PICKS AND CHOOSES WHEN SHE WANTS TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY. THE ORACLE IS MUCH MORE LIKELY TO BANG THE CREEPY OLD GUY IF HE HAS SIX PACK ABS. THAT WOULD MAKE THE CREEPY OLD GUY KINDA A DIL Socially Awkward Penguin

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Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

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Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

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only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

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Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

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receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name
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