penguin hates these idiots

penguin hates these idiots - SO THE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST GUY HAD BE A PHONY NAVY SEAL. WHICH HE NEVER WAS. CONGRESS WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS BROTHER SO THEY WANTED HIM TO HAVE PHONY BLOODLINES TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE WAS EASILY CONTROLLABLE. DUMBEST STUFF ON PLANET EARTH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

see classmate at a party talk about current assignment

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

tell co-worker I have a ride home 45 minute walk

Local WalMART gets self-checkout dreams do come true

Local WalMART gets                   self-checkout dreams do come true

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

Try to take a photo incognito Flash goes off

see acquaintance in hall ...recalculating route...

see acquaintance in hall  ...recalculating route...

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Try to compliment girl end up insulting her

Is that someone I know? ...nope phew

Is that someone I know?
...nope phew

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Professor makes eye contact DURING LECTURE NOD HEAD

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Finally get up the courage to ask out a girl you like She doesn't hear you

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You

Hold the door for cute girl Say Thank You
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