penguin hates these idiots

penguin hates these idiots - SO THE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST GUY HAD BE A PHONY NAVY SEAL. WHICH HE NEVER WAS. CONGRESS WAS OBSESSED WITH HIS BROTHER SO THEY WANTED HIM TO HAVE PHONY BLOODLINES TO CHRIST BECAUSE HE WAS EASILY CONTROLLABLE. DUMBEST STUFF ON PLANET EARTH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

Crush updates Facebook status 20 minutes to think of 2 word response

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica act like a penguin

See a girl while on vacation in Antarctica  act like a penguin

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

Take Camera phone picture Shutter sound was on. Time to relocate.

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

stripper gives lap dance shake her hand

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Worry about making bad conversation Make no conversation

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Smile back at smiling stranger. They stop smiling.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Co-worker in elevator Should I talk about the weather or say I wish it was Friday.

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Dramatic family moment Time to lighten the mood with my best material

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Ignore humans at house party converse with dog

Gets a group quest "Oh well, I guess I'm skipping this one."

Gets a group quest
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