988 shares
Leave the store without buying anything "Act natural, you're innocent."
194,993 shares
looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture
104,899 shares
Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it
62,094 shares
has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker
512,322 shares
restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant
141,812 shares
telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself
73,632 shares
Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!
31,184 shares
Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him
114,611 shares
Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about
23,485 shares
GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE
226,269 shares
Laugh more daily
