for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  GROWING UP ATTRACTIVE AS A FEMALE IS PRETTY MUCH A DEATH SENTENCE. IF YOU OBJECTIVELY KNOW YOUR DAUGHTER IS ATTRACTIVE, YOU GOTA MAKE HERE OUT TO BE A LATE BLOOMER IN COLLEGE. OR ELSE SOME OLD CREEPY GUY IS GOING TO SAVE HER. MEANING THE OLD CREEPY GUY IS Socially Awkward Penguin

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I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

I don't always make advice animals But when I do, I some how fuck it up

Receive indecipherable text "Haha ok"

Receive indecipherable text

place order in the drivethru specify it's "to go"

place order in the drivethru specify it's

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Which seat should I take? Car leaves

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Someone pronounces your name incorrectly Never correct them

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

Pizza online ordering site down wasn't hungry anyway

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

two girls on chatroulette get scared and leave

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

Hold breathe to not sneeze Sneezes really weird instead

"Hey bro can you wake me up tomorrow morning?" MOVE OUT

fart in public start coughing instantly

fart in public start coughing instantly
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