for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  ORACLES WEAR BAGGY CLOTHES. DON'T USE MAKEUP. ORACLES DADS HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES TO CHURCH ELDERS (IN A GOOD WAY). ORACLES DADS HAVE TO DO RAPTOR STUFF TO THE ELDERS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

Read Courage Wolf Feel inadequate

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE sAY "NO THANKS" WHEN EMPLOYEE ASKS IF YOU NEED HELP

CAN'T FIND ITEM IN STORE  sAY

Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Make eye contact with a girl Oh god, look away so it doesn't look like i was staring

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Piss smelling homeless person sits beside you on bus remain seated to avoid attention

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

Idea for facebook status post from phone so people think you're out doing something

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

Teacher says form groups of two Go to the bathroom and never come back.

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

receive text message write response, save as draft, send later

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name

Talk to new friend daily never learn their name
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