for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  EVERY ORACLE LISTENS TO YOU IF YOU MAKE SENSE. IF SHE WANTS TO DATE A PIECE OF GARBAGE THEN LET HER. USE IT AS AT HOME POLITICS INSTEAD OF COCK BLOCKING HER, HER ENTIRE LIFE. IT HAS TO BE GENUINE THOUGH. NO FICTIONAL BOYFRIENDS BRIBED BY THE PARENTS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Realizes in wrong class five minutes in stays for entire class

Realizes in wrong class five minutes in stays for entire class

Therapist: Tell me the biggest thing you accomplished this week. Me: I made it to the front page of reddit! Therapist: What's reddit? Me: The thing preventing me from accomplishing anything else.

Therapist: Tell me the biggest thing you accomplished this week.
Me: I made it to the front page of reddit! Therapist: What's reddit?
Me: The thing preventing me from accomplishing anything else.

stop at border patrol inspection station "hola"

stop at border patrol inspection station

Gets thirsty at party doesn't want to ask the host for a glass. uses bathroom faucet to get drink

Gets thirsty at party doesn't want to ask the host for a glass. uses bathroom faucet to get drink

notice guy checking out my ass guess my period's started

notice guy checking out my ass guess my period's started

Pooping alone in public bathroom, someone comes in Stop pooping until they leave

Pooping alone in public bathroom, someone comes in Stop pooping until they leave

Gets new hot girlfriend Too scared to have sex

Gets new hot girlfriend Too scared to have sex

Gets nervous when talking to people On Omegle

Gets nervous when talking to people On Omegle

Girl you like comes online plan what to say until she goes offline

Girl you like comes online plan what to say until she goes offline

JOIN meetup groups never go

JOIN meetup groups never go
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