for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  EVERY ORACLE LISTENS TO YOU IF YOU MAKE SENSE. IF SHE WANTS TO DATE A PIECE OF GARBAGE THEN LET HER. USE IT AS AT HOME POLITICS INSTEAD OF COCK BLOCKING HER, HER ENTIRE LIFE. IT HAS TO BE GENUINE THOUGH. NO FICTIONAL BOYFRIENDS BRIBED BY THE PARENTS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Didn't hear what someone said Laugh and hope it wasn't a question

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

Person responds only using one word I'm bothering them

"Our online ordering service is temporarily down. Please call us to place your pizza order." starve

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Hear your neighbors leaving as you're about to open the door LEAVE APARTMENT LATER

Someone tells you to stop apologizing Say Sorry

Someone tells you to stop apologizing  Say Sorry

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Leave postit note for roommate on fridge Throw 6 drafts in the trash

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

Realize you're walking the wrong way pretend to read text message before turning around

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

get given advice, 'just be yourself.' realise you don't know who you are

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

put on weight too embarrassed to go jogging

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day

Have to make a 2 minute phone call procrastinate all day
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