for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Tries to kick coin on the ground kicks ground and trips

Search cute girl on facebook post her name as your status instead

Search cute girl on facebook  post her name as your status instead

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

Put something on TV stare at other people in the room to make sure they're enjoying it

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ANSWER TO TEACHER'S QUESTION DOESN'T RAISE HAND so he doesn't stand out

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Person doesn't respond to text message right away Over-analyze what I said and convince myself that I made them upset in some way

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Opens Birthday Card with money inside reads the card and acts like its not there

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

Have something interesting to contribute to the conversation waited too long and now its not relevant anymore

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

starts telling funny story realizes halfway through that nobody is going to find it funny

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction

Didnt ask gfs parents what to call them two years later, still just talks in their direction
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