for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

Teacher displays lost jacket in front of class Didn't like it anyway

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

type a witty response to a friends moronic facebook status clear the textbox, close the internet and fantasize about how funny it would have been

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

gets stage fright at urinal pretends to pee

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

say bye to newly met classmate, realize you need to go his direction walk different direction anyway

Hugs Cute girl Boner

Hugs Cute girl Boner

everyday i'm mumblin'

everyday i'm mumblin'

"Class participation is 10% of everyone's grade" Maybe I can still get a 90

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

see black guy walking down the street and realize you're going the wrong way wait until you pass him to turn around so you dont seem racist

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door

Holds elevator door for someone who doesn't need to get in Apologizes for holding the door
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