for the record penguin

for the record penguin - 1. KRATOS AND LYMOMDRA WILL NOT GO MORE THAN A WEEK WITHOUT SEX 2. BEIN A PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY POW SUCKS  3. JUST THROWIN IT OUT THERE(TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT), BUT WHEN THEY GET TOGETHER IF HE DOES THE LID THING EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH SHE HAS TO GET A TATTOO IN THE REGION THAT ONLY HE KNOWS ABOUT. Socially Awkward Penguin

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See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

See person you know working at favorite restaurant Never go there again

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

GET A SPEEDING TICKET THANK THE OFFICER

someone runs into you appologize to them

someone runs into you appologize to them

Run into a mannequin apologize

Run into a mannequin apologize

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Signing a receipt realize you're taking too long and start scribbling shit

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Fell in love with a girl she is lesbian

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

Message girl on dating site she deletes her profile

party going on stay in room

party going on stay in room

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Save a boy from a burning building Run away

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat

Passenger sitting shotgun gets dropped off Remains in back seat
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