for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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thinks of something witty to say topic no longer relevent

thinks of something witty to say topic no longer relevent

sitting next to hot girl in lecture try to impress her by showing off good note taking skills

sitting next to hot girl in lecture  try to impress her by showing off good note taking skills

asks girl on bar patio with arms tucked into shirt if she's cold has no arms

asks girl on bar patio with arms tucked into shirt if she's cold has no arms

Waitress reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Waitress  reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Check reflection in parked car window someone in car looking back

Check reflection in parked car window someone in car looking back

dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party she starts peeing and tells me her problems

dragged to bathroom by hot chick at a party  she starts peeing and tells me her problems

Approach hot girl at bar "How fast can you run?"

Approach hot girl at bar

Agrees to see a doctor about social anxiety as long as mom calls to make the appointment

Agrees to see a doctor about social anxiety as long as mom calls to make the appointment

Tries to hold in sneeze during class farts

Tries to hold in sneeze during class farts

Just met somebody instantly forgets their name

Just met somebody instantly forgets their name
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