for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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accidently slam door Open again and close softly to assure everyone you're not mad

accidently slam door Open again and close softly to assure everyone you're not mad

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral "We should do this again, sometime."

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane

Has imaginary argument in head Makes corresponding facial expressions and looks insane

Sitting in stall when someone walks in bathroom stay absolutley still and don't make a sound until they leave

Sitting in stall when someone walks in bathroom stay absolutley still and don't make a sound until they leave

Runs into inanimate object "Sorry"

Runs into inanimate object

Drinks at party to overcome shyness. Gets wasted and looks a complete fool.

Drinks at party to overcome shyness. Gets wasted and looks a complete fool.

Someone sits next to you as you're about to get up and leave. Wait a couple minutes to not hurt their feelings.

Someone sits next to you as you're about to get up and leave. Wait a couple minutes to not hurt their feelings.

want to do yardwork neighbors are outside

want to do yardwork neighbors are outside

Comfort coworker losing his job with "You'll land on your feet" He's in a wheelchair

Comfort coworker losing his job with

Not happy with haircut tell hot stylist it's perfect

Not happy with haircut tell hot stylist it's perfect
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