for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Think about something very hard realize you've been starring on girl's breasts the entire time

Think about something very hard realize you've been starring on girl's breasts the entire time

A POPULAR SONG COMES ON AND EVERYBODY SINGS OUT LOUD LIP SYNCS

A POPULAR SONG COMES ON AND EVERYBODY SINGS OUT LOUD LIP SYNCS

welcome good , thank you

welcome good , thank you

Stranger offers candy Takes candy so stranger won't feel bad.

Stranger offers candy Takes candy so stranger won't feel bad.

FINALLY GET IN BED WITH A GIRL SPONGEBOB BOXERS

FINALLY GET IN BED
WITH A GIRL SPONGEBOB BOXERS

Barber cuts your hair badly say nothing and still tip £$5

Barber cuts your hair badly say nothing and still tip £$5

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it

pretty sure i know what your name is won't risk it

Sees random hot girl on elevator, remembers her floor # Next time on elevator, presses her floor's button without asking. silence.

Sees random hot girl on elevator, remembers her floor # Next time on elevator, presses her floor's button without asking. silence.

both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like you're surprised to see them later

both make obvious eye contact from across the room act like you're surprised to see them later

scared to use public bathroom holds it in for the whole day

scared to use public bathroom holds it in for the whole day
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