for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Knows friend is wrong about something they just said. Nods along and agrees anyway.

Hey how's it going? Not much.

Hey how's it going?
 Not much.

"What song are you listening to?" Actually a hearing aid

revs engine at traffic light to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

revs engine at traffic light
to impress chicks stalls car when light changes

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Try to lean on wall Too far away, Stumble backwards

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

Drive 25 miles to a club and have to shit Go home

gets bingo says nothing

gets bingo says nothing

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

Awkward Silence on Date with Girl Ask question we both obviously know the answer to...More awkward silence

"Ok class. Find a partner." Look at the nearest person and hope they understand what you mean.

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question

Raises hand to answer question Rhetorical question
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