for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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STALLS TAKEN, ONE URINAL FREE PRETEND TO PISS IN IT, WASH HANDS, GET OUT

STALLS TAKEN, ONE URINAL FREE PRETEND TO PISS IN IT, WASH HANDS, GET OUT

"You're making me so wet right now" SORRY

Get text from cute girl spend 1 hour drafting a response

Get text from cute girl spend 1 hour drafting a response

Someone walks towards you Something fascinating appears in the distance

Someone walks towards you Something fascinating appears in the distance

Open door for someone Apologize

Open door for someone Apologize

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY

somebody bumps into you SAY SORRY

A girl sits next to me in a bus Afraid to look at her

A girl sits next to me in a bus Afraid to look at her

Girl notices and compliments on your reddit shirt RUN LIKE HELL

Girl notices and compliments on your reddit shirt RUN LIKE HELL

wake up to the sound of all 4 roommates in the kitchen sleep another hour

wake up to the sound of all 4 roommates in the kitchen sleep another hour

Girl slaps me can't believe we just touched

Girl slaps me can't believe we just touched
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