for the record penguin

for the record penguin - K WE'RE STARTING THE WHOLE THING IN THE USA WHERE THE MEN HAVE TO GET THEIR COAT OF ARMS  TATTOOED ON THEIR CHEST FOR THEIR FAIR MAIDEN. THE WIVES HAVE TO GET SECRET TATTOOS OF STUFF HER HUSBAND DOES TO HER THAT SHE WANTS. THEN WHEN SHE IS SOLD, SHE GETS THE COAT OF ARMS TATTOOED IN A SECRET AREA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Enter Minimally crowded bus decide to stand

Enter Minimally crowded bus decide to stand

Take phone out to check for messages nothing, pretend to text so no one thinks you're a loser

Take phone out to check for messages   nothing, pretend to text so no one thinks you're a loser

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back

Acquaintance waves at you from close range High five them back

write an email to someone Spend 4 hours writing 2 sentences

write an email to someone Spend 4 hours writing 2 sentences

Meet GF's parents, shake her dad's hand dont shake her mom's hand

Meet GF's parents,
shake her dad's hand dont shake her mom's hand

Shows up to party hour early Blames it on daylight savings

Shows up to party hour early Blames it on daylight savings

Walk down the hallway Make eye contact too soon

Walk down the hallway Make eye contact too soon

Order at the drive-thru Eat alone in the parking lot

Order at the drive-thru Eat alone in the parking lot

press button at wrong stop, no one else gets on or off better get off here and walk the rest

press button at wrong stop, no one else gets on or off better get off here and walk the rest
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