for the record penguin

for the record penguin - CURRENT WORLD POWERS: GERMANY, GREAT BRITAIN, CROATIA, BRAZIL, RUSSIA (FIGURE HEAD WORLD POWERS BECAUSE USA WILL NOT LEAVE THEM ALONE, BUT REAL WORLD POWERS) EVERYONE ELSE LIKES BEING LOW KEY BUT THEY'RE A WORLD POWER. ALL USA WAR CRIMINALS ARE TRYING TO GET OUT OF A BAD SITUATION. YOU DON'T CREATE PHONY BLOODLINES TO CHRIST!  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

Has a crush on girl in class stare at her for the whole semester

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

impatiently waits for girl to respond to text message message is saved in drafts

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

"Enjoy your food!" "Thanks you too..."

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

Stand in a circle with a group of people talking Circle slowly changes shape to no longer include you

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

phone vibrates Relieved it's only a text

"this youtube video is funny" glances at friend during funny parts to see if he laughs

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Need to ask someone a question Stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation with someone else

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

Fine all class Boner right before bell rings

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed

First night of college with new roommates Go to sleep fully clothed
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