for the record peenguin

for the record peenguin - THE USA IS OFFICIALLY NOT A WORLD POWER ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE PHONY BLOODLINE TO CHRIST THING HOWEVER THE USA HAS THE CAPABILITIES TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET IF WE WANTED TO, TO COVER UP OUR MISTAKE. THE USA IS OFFICIALLY OFP(OWN F'NG PROGRAM). Socially Awkward Penguin

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