for the record penguin

for the record penguin - PENGUIN WOULD BE COMPLETELY FINE DOIN THIS THE REST OF HIS LIFE WIFEY DOIN THE WHOLE CUTESY NERVOUS INTELLIGENCE THING WHILE DOBERMAN IS DOIN THE WHOLE GEEKY PRECISE THING. THEN IF SOMEONE INTERRUPTS THEM, DOBERMAN WILL SHOW SOME TEETH. DOBERMANS BITE TOO. DOIN THE WHOLE FAMILY THING THIS WAY. YEAH COOL STUFF. THEY'LL Socially Awkward Penguin

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has a fake argument in his own head loses

has a fake argument in his own head loses

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Hold bathroom door for guy behind you one person bathroom

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

Go to public bathroom and see occupied stall Just wash hands and leave

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

had awkward conversation replay it over and over in your head later

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Go to a club Apologize to everyone you accidently touch

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Someone standing in the doorway Didn't need to go in that room anyway

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

Doesn't know anyone at Christmas party Becomes best friends with the dog

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

picks radio station in friend's car feels responsible for each crappy song that comes on

Bumps into table apologizes

Bumps into table apologizes

accidentally uses "I have work tomorrow" as an excuse to leave the office christmas party early

accidentally uses
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