for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SEE, WIFEY WASN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR A CREEPY OLD GUY. SHE WAS A LITTLE OW BECAUSE OF SABOTAGE. THEY WERE FLAT OUT GOING TO GET RID OF HER. THEY RILED UP THE SOLDIERS USING HER AND EYE. THE ORACLE THING IS A COVER FOR HER. THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE BECOME ATTRACTED TO HER AND BECAME AND ORACLE TO COCK BLOCK HER AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin

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order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal

order food at Taco Bell at 1am Act stoned at the drive-thru window to seem normal

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway

Clears throat before speaking Voice cracks anyway

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station

Pull up to gas pump on the wrong side of car leave the gas station

Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me

Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me

"you apologize too much" sorry

Class room attendance Rehearses saying "here" in his head

Class room attendance Rehearses saying

People want their year books signed Oh god

People want their year books signed Oh god

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move

someone is in the front of the thing you want pretend to look at something else until they move

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by

Sees homeless person in distance reaches in pocket and holds change to make sure it doesn't jingle when i walk by

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong
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