for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SEE, WIFEY WASN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR A CREEPY OLD GUY. SHE WAS A LITTLE OW BECAUSE OF SABOTAGE. THEY WERE FLAT OUT GOING TO GET RID OF HER. THEY RILED UP THE SOLDIERS USING HER AND EYE. THE ORACLE THING IS A COVER FOR HER. THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE BECOME ATTRACTED TO HER AND BECAME AND ORACLE TO COCK BLOCK HER AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Pass neighbor in street walking dog SMILE AT DOG

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

Sees someone else is using a urinal goes into a stall

"ok class, let's get to know each other. Each of you stand up and introduce yourselves." kill me now

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

HARD TO PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU GET SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT BUT CAN ACTUALLY FUCKING SAY

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Unwanted Social gathering Play with dog

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom "That's OK, I'll come back later."

Need to pee when cat is in bathroom

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Eye gets itchy during sad part of movie Don't scratch for fear of looking like you're crying

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

Exchange emails with girl at work fall in love

someone else in bathroom abort mission

someone else in bathroom abort mission

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car

Twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes of waiting in the car
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