for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SEE, WIFEY WASN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR A CREEPY OLD GUY. SHE WAS A LITTLE OW BECAUSE OF SABOTAGE. THEY WERE FLAT OUT GOING TO GET RID OF HER. THEY RILED UP THE SOLDIERS USING HER AND EYE. THE ORACLE THING IS A COVER FOR HER. THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE BECOME ATTRACTED TO HER AND BECAME AND ORACLE TO COCK BLOCK HER AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin

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give coworker ride home silence the whole drive

give coworker ride home silence the whole drive

Neighborhood BBQ Stand next to mother until it's time to leave

Neighborhood BBQ Stand next to mother until it's time to leave

Lab partner with hot girl don't look, don't talk, don't breath

Lab partner with hot girl don't look, don't talk, don't  breath

Walking down the street with friend while jogger runs by end all conversation

Walking down the street with friend while jogger runs by end all conversation

Sees people walking ahead Slows down so don't have to pass

Sees people walking ahead Slows down so don't have to pass

order a coke, they bring a sprite. "thank you"

order a coke, they bring a sprite.

calls shotgun first ends up in the backseat

calls shotgun first ends up in the backseat

Order food to go Eat in car in parking lot

Order food to go Eat in car in parking lot

Go to reddit meetup browse reddit on phone

Go to reddit meetup browse reddit on phone

Wave back to friendly girl Wasn't waving to you

Wave back to friendly girl Wasn't waving to you
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