for the record penguin

for the record penguin - SEE, WIFEY WASN'T EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR A CREEPY OLD GUY. SHE WAS A LITTLE OW BECAUSE OF SABOTAGE. THEY WERE FLAT OUT GOING TO GET RID OF HER. THEY RILED UP THE SOLDIERS USING HER AND EYE. THE ORACLE THING IS A COVER FOR HER. THEN SUDDENLY EVERYONE BECOME ATTRACTED TO HER AND BECAME AND ORACLE TO COCK BLOCK HER AND HER HUSBAND. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate Ability to type gone

Work colleagues crowd around PC to collaborate   Ability to type gone

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

Feel like ordering pizza Order online, avoid conversation

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

family member opens present open your's at the same time to avoid being center of attention

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

Birthday coming up Delete facebook account

gets handed ipod in front of crowd "choose a song" panic

gets handed ipod in front of crowd

Make it to the front page "forgot what I was going to say"

Make it to the front page

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

fart in empty lift someone walks in.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Car ahead of you doesn't notice light changed. Wait patiently until they do.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

Goes to new restaurant Finds restroom without asking.

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter

About to order a sandwich make practice order before approaching counter
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