for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THEIR LAST MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT REIGNITED THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER. POLITICIANS CANNOT GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEAD THAT EYEZA IS NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY MAKE HIM OUT AS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HUMILIATE HER AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY. YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. NOW THEY'RE MARRIED. TAKE THAT CONGRESS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Leave the store without buying anything "Act natural, you're innocent."

Leave the store without buying anything

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture

Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it

Someone compliments me Must find a way to disprove it

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker

restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant

restaurant staff now knows you and greets you warmly start going to different restaurant

telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself

telephoning on hands-free earphones hold up microphone so noone thinks i'm talking to myself

Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!

Barber cuts hair wrong It's perfect, thanks!

Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him

Bouncer doesn't let me in Thanks him

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about

GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE

GETS HIT ON BY GIRL LOOKS AROUND FOR COOL KIDS WHO SET UP PRACTICAL JOKE
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