for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THEIR LAST MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT REIGNITED THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER. POLITICIANS CANNOT GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEAD THAT EYEZA IS NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY MAKE HIM OUT AS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HUMILIATE HER AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY. YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. NOW THEY'RE MARRIED. TAKE THAT CONGRESS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

Realize you and the co-worker you are walking behind are going to the same place go somewhere else so they don't think you're following them

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

says something funny repeats it all day to different people

someone starts telling a story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

someone starts telling a   story to a big group everyone else stops listening, you get stuck hearing whole damn story

"How are you?" "Not much."

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

Staring into space Right at someone's face, chest, or ass.

"lets go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves." fuck

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

been best friends for 20 years have to practice for hours before asking him to be the best man

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

Catch a typo in latest facebook post can't edit because someone already liked it

"Alright class, we're going to start with an icebreaker!" Oh God No

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?
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