for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THEIR LAST MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT REIGNITED THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER. POLITICIANS CANNOT GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEAD THAT EYEZA IS NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY MAKE HIM OUT AS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HUMILIATE HER AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY. YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. NOW THEY'RE MARRIED. TAKE THAT CONGRESS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you

Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you

Smartest kid in high school Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech

Smartest kid in high school  Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Get caught staring at girl  Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention
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