for the record penguin

for the record penguin - THEIR LAST MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BUT IT REIGNITED THEIR LOVE FOR EACHOTHER. POLITICIANS CANNOT GET IT OUT OF THEIR HEAD THAT EYEZA IS NOT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY MAKE HIM OUT AS. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO HUMILIATE HER AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY. YEAH DIDN'T HAPPEN AT ALL. NOW THEY'RE MARRIED. TAKE THAT CONGRESS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

meet fist bump with high five squeeze fist

"Can you sign my yearbook?" No idea what to write

"You type really fast" "Yeah... I spend a lot of time on the computer"

Open door for someone says "thank you"

Open door for someone says

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

at party go outside to socialize with cat, alone.

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

talking to a girl and your spittle gets on her face kill me now

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

starts texting girl erases everything and starts over twice

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Overly friendly dentist spends 30 minutes trying to make eye contact Challenge accepted

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

Sees old School friend working behind shop counter Leaves immediately

people watching me walk sudden loss of motor skills

people watching me walk sudden loss of 
motor skills
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