for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  INSIDE JOKE WIFEY AND EYE HAVE TOGETHER. WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE CITIES WE LIVE IN, YET SOMEHOW WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE SAME CITIES AS US. DID PEOPLE FORGET HOW THEY TREATED WIFEY TO HER FACE Socially Awkward Penguin

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See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

See an acquaintance walking in front of you that you're not good friends with. Walk slower to avoid contact.

Say bye on msn stay online a little longer to appear like you have others to say bye to

Say bye on msn stay online a little longer to appear like you have others to say bye to

"ok class, find a partner" odd number of people no lab partner

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink

HOT girl walking towards me Stare at imaginary object straight ahead, forget to blink

only middle urinal open use stall instead

only middle urinal open use stall instead

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

Accidentally get neighbors mail wait till they leave, throw it in their box and run home

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway

realize you misread price for an expensive item pay for it anyway

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class

make friends with cute underclassmen last day of class

Receive compliment Desperately find anything about them to compliment back

Receive compliment Desperately find anything about them to compliment back

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on

Teacher calls me by a different name looks like im carl from now on
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