for the record penguin

for the record penguin -  PEOPLE THINK THE ONE LEGIT PIECE OF DIRT THEY HAVE ON EYEZA IS THAT HE'S A PHONY NAVY SEAL. NO HE IS NOT A PHONY NAVY SEAL. HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HIS WIFE BECAUSE OF THIS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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Embarrassed by listening to rap music too loud Turns down music at intersection

Embarrassed by listening to rap music too loud Turns down music at intersection

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play

Enters cash cab Doesn't want to play

Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years

Might have insulted someone accidentally Thinks about it for years

name is actually socially awkward pranguin doesn't mention it

name is actually socially awkward pranguin doesn't mention it

Goes to company bbq Brings food back to cubicle

Goes to company bbq Brings food back to cubicle

Friend Leaving for the military "Have fun, man"

Friend Leaving for the military

Realize you're talking to yourself tell yourself to stop

Realize you're talking to yourself tell yourself to stop

Joins an irc channel Never says anything

Joins an irc channel Never says anything

Meet Famous Person plan something to say for 10 minutes, then mess it up

Meet Famous Person plan something to say for 10 minutes, then mess it up

only guy on dance floor dancing while every other guy is grinding with a chick

only guy on dance floor dancing while every other guy is grinding with a chick
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